Friday, December 7, 2012

072

J: erm tml I going city
Sam: for wat
J: inbound
Sam: means wat
Sam: wat wat
Sam: hahahah damn funny
J: means collect the people and luggage from airport
Sam: wat
Sam: wat u wan
Sam: wat u doin
Sam: wat u sayin
Sam: wat
J: siao already
J: huh
J: wat
J: wat
J: wat
J: wat
J: spam
Sam: wat spam
J: wat spam no wat
Sam: im goin mad
J: spam no mad
J: you mad
Sam: wat i mad
J: no i mad
J: wat who mad?
J: no one mad?
Sam: tummy pain
Sam: hahahhaa
Sam: i regret starting it
J: yea you wat
J: regret wat
J: starting wat
J: okay no more wat
J: now we use what can?
Sam: yes pease (please*)
Sam: what wat
J: wat pease?
Sam: please wat
J: what
J: no wat
J: what

071



Scenario: Whatsapp group image abruptly changes to the one above.

Sam: Who did yhe dp
YZ: Noone
Sam: Who did the do
Sam: Who did the do
Sam: Do
Sam: Dp
Sam: FUCK


Friday, October 22, 2010

070

YZ Omg yay it's Friday!!! Gonna be a happy weekend.
Sam My weekend damn busy sia.
YZ Ya lor mine also. Tmr go flea right???
Sam Yep. Sunday I'm also busy sia.
YZ Eh ya me too but I can't remember w what..
Sam Is it w each other?
YZ Hmm I don't know. Mine's w Greg.
Sam Eh? ............ Mine also.

YZ Okay so in the end both our plans are together.
Sam ................

069

YZ & Sam are drinking miso soup.
Sam eats approximately 342987kg of tofu.

Sam Oh, me so full.
YZ No, MISO SOUP HAHAHAHAHAHA

:D :D

BTW THIS IS MY JOKE 4 BIO STUDENTS:

What did the leaf said after eating too much???

OH, ME-SO-PHYLL (FULL) HAHAHAHAHA

Thursday, August 5, 2010

068

Elizabeth says:
what does a cock taste like o_o
chicken?

Saturday, April 10, 2010

067

YZ & Sam are lost in Ion.

YZ Ugh where's the MRT???
Sam It's upstairs.
YZ Then where are we???
Sam Downstairs.

.................................

066

It is a Saturday.

Sam Eh I want a sundae
YZ Huh? As in, tomorrow?
Sam ...... SUNDAE not SUNDAY you moron